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Where you are afraid to touch another guys penis...
I have the phobia of another persons penis where someone could be like "GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY AND YOUR HOUSE KEYS OR I'LL TOUCH YOU WITH MY PENIS!" Then I'll give them my car, house keys, wallet, and wife
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How you would describe someone specifically named Flynn G.
“Wow Flynn really is the best person in the entire world ! What a lad, what a good friend!”
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When you declare the most quoted verse in the Bible upon your life: "For God so loved me or your name, He sent His only begotten Son to die on the cross for me or your name.”—when you personally experience His love in your life rather than merely reading or knowing about it.
Like the disciple John, who personalized the Lord's love for him by calling himself "the disciple whom Jesus loved,” you too could personalize John 3:16, so that His love is like a magnifying glass that focuses the heat from the sun over that blade of grass in a field to make it burn.
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Jack: "Did you see David and Liza broke up?"
Sam: "Yeah, must've been the right person wrong time."
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A path outside a local ice cream shop in which many African Americans who do not have vehicles, or jobs for that matter decide to walk to the the local stores from the apartments. The amount of African Americans walking at an extremely slow rate like usual causes a well defined path created by dead grass. If the problem becomes extreme a Black Person Parkway can be created.
Chad: "Hey wanna get ice cream and people watch?"
Jeff: "oh sure but who are we gonna people watch?"
Chad: " All the blackies walking to get food on the Black Person Path (BPP)"
Jeff: "OH yeah I heard it might become a parkway soon"
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Rafaeel
person 1: oh hey he's the most beautiful person in the world.
person 2: is he rafaeel?
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