tits on a burning tit rod

Thing that completely and utterly sucks in life. You feel like total shit when you refer to something as tits on a burning tit rod. You never feel worse than when when you say this. It's the worse possible scenario. When someone says "tits on a burning tit rod" it obviously means you fucked some major shit up that needs to be fixed!

Tits on a burning tit rod, i fucked up so much shit I don't know what to do!

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Doesn't burn down villages

'Doesn't burn down villages' is a term originating from popular video game 'Skyrim' when a character from the game states that "legends don't burn down villages". Therefore if someone 'Doesn't burn down villages' then they are in fact a legend.

EXAMPLE 1:
Charlie: Hey look it's Mr. Roberts!
Isaac: That guy is such a legend
Charlie: Yeah he doesn't burn down villages

EXAMPLE 2:
Charlie: Look, Jason Statham, that really cool badass bald guy from the Transporter series that everyone bones over
Isaac: Yeah, he doesn't burn down villages

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Gooch Burn

When the area between the ball sack and anus is irritated and burns from excessive rubbing of alex's fake nails

Alex was itching my gooch for 3 hours after getting back from grover's lunch date and now i have gooch burn. OUCH!

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it burns my eyes!

what you say when someone farts.

dude #1: Ohh that was a good one
dude #2: damn! It burns my eyes!

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meat burn

when u beat your meat so much that your hands get red like they've been burnt.

Tim- hey wats up with your hands, Luke?
Luke: i got the meat burns lillian
Tim: damn. sux to be you. i've never had meat burns
Luke: well wait, didnt you have meat burns last week?
Tim : ............ *punches Luke and runs away*

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burning beacon of raw sexuality

when a woman has been freshly waxed,moistured and powdered,had her hair and nails done.got her hooker boot and a boostie and strutting her stuff.

Kylie anne

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need some ice for that burn?

1. When someone gets “burned” or “roasted” and someone wants to further rub it in.

2. To say if someone legitimately gets burned and may actually need ice.

“You wish you had a girl, Carl. Too bad you’re forever alone lol”
“Damn man,need some ice for that burn?! Lmao”