When you give a relative a hug and you press your penis into them without them knowing
Dude your aunt pretty hot .
Yea every year I give her an Alabama dry rub
Getting road head from your cousin on the way back from church in your daddy’s pickup truck
Let’s see how many Alabama bobbers we can spot on the way to have brunch at the sizzler
If you kiss her during anal, you're using her body as a straw to suck your own dick.
She helped me with the Alabama straw last week.
A container of french fries that have a streak of cum on one side of it.
You're telling me you've never heard of Alabama poutine?
Andrew served Geoff a plate of Alabama Poutine as a prank.
I don’t think I could eat alabama poutine even if cum was only on a few fries.
A dish consisting of fresh French fries typically from McDonald’s with a slight drizzle of the consumer’s cum on 25-45% of the total dish.
“You would eat your own fries with cum on it?”
“Only the untouched part. It’s Alabama Poutine!”