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You must know: Fear cannot exist if there is no unknown
Step 1: Understand the darkness, for it houses true fears
Step 2: Become one with the darkness, and know the υηkηοωη
S t e p̵ 3̴: U̴n̶c̵o̴v̵e̴r̶ t̶r̶u e p̴o̶w̵e r̵ ̶a m o̴n̵g s̴t ̶t h e̴ ̵f̴e̵r̶v̶e r̴o̵u̵s̴ ̵f̶e a̶r ̵o f t̵h̵o s e w h̵o w e̶e p̵ ̶a t̶ ̴t̶h̶e̴ ̵s i g h̶t ̵o̴f̵ y̴o̶u
S ̡͖̞̓͝t̴͇̉͆̄ͅë̵͚͎́̃̄̈͝p ̝̼̬͙̰̌̇͝͝ ̼͛̉ͅ2̵̨̗͙̗̭͂̐̓̈́:̵̛͇͇̝̊̒͋ ̼̖̑͂c̶̛͚̲̰̩͙̍͗̀͛o̶̡̱͍̳͂̀̿̆͑͝v̶̖͍̜͘e̶̤̝̐͆̉͊̔̚r̵̞̺̜͚̒ ͇͚͚̒̕͜y ̦̲͎̫̝̅ǫ̶͖̖̳̱̪̌̾̏ů̶̫̗r ̼͕͖̝͑̏̀̑̔̚ş̵̥̈͊̇̏e ̳͔̒͛͊͌͝l ̫͇̺̭̿͝f ̤͓̝͔̎̈́̈́͝͠ ̵̭͇̘̎̒͜i̶̛͇̣͓̤̅̍̄n ̗̜̃̽̂̃̂͠ ̨̯̏̏͋͗̚o̶̧͐̒͆̕͝ͅi̴̢̨̘̱̠̿̀͑l ̤̞͉̩̠̈́̈̉̓̏͘
S̶̼̔ ̶̼͆ṯ̵̄ ͇̃e̶͚̒ ̹͂p ̵̶̥̳̆̚ ̶̟̇ ̶̧͌3 ̴̴̜̞́̓:̵͖̈́ ̶̤́ ̴͓̇ ̶̩̏U ̴̴̡̨̽̏ņ̶̶̶̬̂̅c̴̵̶̭̤̔̀ō̵̴̴̹̻̊v̵̵̶̱̺̎̚e̴̴͙͝ ̥̄ȑ̶̶̵̞̜̓ ̴̬̿ ̵̞̽t̵̶̵̰͚͗́r̶̶̵̯̲̂́u̶͇͠ ̢̅e ̺̈́ ̘̋ ̶̡̾ ̍͜p̴̴̩̎ ͍̽ó̵̶̱ ̩̏w̴̵̴̨̧̏̈è̴̮ ̩͘r̵̵̵̝̣̅͠ ̵̶̵̭̘̒͑a ͖̚ ̴̰̎m̴͉̄ ̵̦̒ọ̶̴̵̠̈́͛n̵̵̴͇͓͊̕g̴͈̀ ̴͕͝s̵̴̵̡̮̈́́t̵͕̂ ̴̧̾ ̶̫̏ ͙̉t̴̞̀ ̴͍̆h̶̛̠ ͖̇ė̵̴̵͉̱́ ̶̵̯̈́ ̜͊f ̴̴̪̃͛͜e ̵̪͒ ̟̂r̶̶̨̾ ̡͌v ̶̼̌ ͔̂e̵̜͛ ̦́ȓ̴̴͜ ̰͝o ̵͊ͅ ̜̀u ̵̶̦͓͊͝s̶̴̶̫̰̿͝ ̴̵̨̽ ̍͜f ̶̬͗ ̪̄e̴̢̔ ͖̍a ̶̛̰ ͍̐r ̹́ ̄ͅ ̵̵̤̈́ ̬͋o ͓̃ ̵͙̆f̶̡͒ ̶̙̾ ̴͍́ ̶͕͝t̶̵̳̑ ̥͌h ̵̴̙͚̀͊o̴̺̐ ̵̥̈́s ͙͆ ̴̢͊e̴̯͝ ̶̮̄ ̵͎̿ ̵̤̆w̴̼͌ ̵͖̀h̵̵̴̳̫̉̋o ̬̈́ ̵̰̈́ ̗̕ ̝͆w̵̲̎ ̴͈̒e̴̶̵͔̺͛̽e̶̤͋ ̵̫̎p̵̵̶͎̋̒͜ ̶̶̯̝̓́a̶͇͆ ̶̹̑t̵̶̴̰̒̔͜ ̵̴̵͕̺̅͝t ̶̧͋ ̭̓h ̶̹̽ ̲͐e ̴̶̻̲͋̋ ̵̵̵̟̣̉̏s̴̻͑ ̶͙̆i̴͍̿ ̶̞͒g ̛̼ ̨͊h ̶̴͚̘̊̊ṫ̶͎ ̘̆ ̴̵̵̱͍̂͐o ̴̵̜͑͜͝f ̵̹͗ ̻̈ ͕͐ ̶̘͝y̵̴̵̜͋̓͜o ̶̶̣͍̈́͝u̵̽ͅ ̶̘̋
August 21st 2021
“The Long Night of Solace” Incident.
اتبعه لأنه الوحيد الذي لا يصله الخوف
how to beat all fears تعلم طريقه حتى تعرف
To jerk off
Yo bro, I am home alone tonight! You know what that means, right? I'm gonna beat up the dumb guy and he can't do anything about it!
A nickname given to Dr. Jordan B Peterson. This nickname stemmed from Jordan 🅱 Peterson, which later transformed into Jordan 🅱 🅱eterson and then the infamous Jordan 🅱 Meat 🅱eaterson. The final evolution of this nick name was "Beat Your Meat Pete".
"Isn't Jordan B Peterson a litboi?"
"Yeah, I love Beat Your Meat Pete, yeet."
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A guy is having rough sex with a girl so much that her vagina isn't tight anymore.
"Dude I beat her walls loose, she isn't the same anymore."
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hurry up, Come on, stop taking so long.
By crikey if you lot dont beat your feet youll get it!
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Why would you buy a pair of good earbuds when you can get these for twice the price and half the sound quality? Shit son, they're even endorsed by Dr. Dre himself, and, like any celebrity, he wouldn't make false claims about product quality in exchange for large piles of money, right?
Sarcasm aside, these earphones are piles of shit (even when you get a pair that isn't a cheap knockoff from China). The only people who think they're "quality engineered" (according to none other than Monster's marketing department) are people who have never before used earbuds other than the even shittier Apple earbuds included with iPods/iPhones, or spent more than $10 on a pair. They only spent the money on these after seeing them in the latest pop/rap video on MTV, and decided to spend way too much because someone famous said they're cool.
Seriously, spend your money on something better, like Klipsch, Bowers & Wilkins, Sennheiser, Etymotic, Sony, V-Moda, and pretty much anything else that costs more than $60 and isn't endorsed by a celebrity.
Though if you only listen to Nikki Minaj or Justin Bieber, then fuck it, you only care about the bass and/or being popular, so go ahead and blow your parents' money on them.
"Cool" Earbud User: Hah, u dumb Apple earbud user, u should try my Beats by Dr. Dre Tour headphones and experience an ear orgams.
Normal Person: Um, these are Klipsch S4i earbuds, just because they're white doesn't mean they're Apple. And I'm guessing you define "ear orgasms" as "ear drum-raping levels of bass"? Here try these.
"Cool" Earbud User: What the fuck, what, what is this I'm hearing?!
Normal Person: It's called sound quality, something you look for when you listen to music that isn't just bass with autotuned lyrics.
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To continue trying to beat off a horse when it clearly isn't going to work anymore due to lack of blood flow.
Dude: I was out beating off a dead horse last night, but may hand started to cramp up, so i just went home instead.
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