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Post pictures of your best friends!
yeah it’s National post pictures of your best friends day
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i've never seen two pretty best friends bro. One of them always gotta be ugly.
Today is the day to post your girl best friend and show her how much she means to you. Guys, post her and tag her in it so that everyone can know that SHE is your girl best friend. No ugly pictures of videos that she won’t like, only pretty ones she will enjoy! January 10 is the day!
john: yooo I just posted you on tiktok!
lacy: why?
john: January 10!!!
lacy: what does that mean?
john: its national post your girl best friend day!
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THE THING THAT'S ON EVERY SINGLE FUCKING BOOK (except the BIBLE)
This thing is FUCKING EVERYWHERE NUMBER 1 NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLER MY ASS
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The complete package of alpha dog. Anytime someone asks you if you can do something hard—hit them up with this punch-line. Your peers will know what the fuck is up.
Stephanie: “Hey, Jordan you big Jew-nosed, egorgian bitch, can you even bench 100 pounds.”
Jordan: “Urghhh. I don’t know.”
Stephanie: “What about you, Dalton?”
Dalton: “Sure, Baby, My Kung Fu Is Best.”
Dalton proceeds to bench 300 pounds since those with kung fu that is best can do such acts
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23. August is national kiss your guy best friend
Hey it’s national kiss your guy best friend day
Oh really, then i have to kiss him i guess
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September 15th national fuck your best friend day
"Hey bro you wanna smash"
"Why"
"Its national fuck your best friend day"
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