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Thing that completely and utterly sucks in life. You feel like total shit when you refer to something as tits on a burning tit rod. You never feel worse than when when you say this. It's the worse possible scenario. When someone says "tits on a burning tit rod" it obviously means you fucked some major shit up that needs to be fixed!
Tits on a burning tit rod, i fucked up so much shit I don't know what to do!
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'Doesn't burn down villages' is a term originating from popular video game 'Skyrim' when a character from the game states that "legends don't burn down villages". Therefore if someone 'Doesn't burn down villages' then they are in fact a legend.
EXAMPLE 1:
Charlie: Hey look it's Mr. Roberts!
Isaac: That guy is such a legend
Charlie: Yeah he doesn't burn down villages
EXAMPLE 2:
Charlie: Look, Jason Statham, that really cool badass bald guy from the Transporter series that everyone bones over
Isaac: Yeah, he doesn't burn down villages
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When the area between the ball sack and anus is irritated and burns from excessive rubbing of alex's fake nails
Alex was itching my gooch for 3 hours after getting back from grover's lunch date and now i have gooch burn. OUCH!
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what you say when someone farts.
dude #1: Ohh that was a good one
dude #2: damn! It burns my eyes!
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when u beat your meat so much that your hands get red like they've been burnt.
Tim- hey wats up with your hands, Luke?
Luke: i got the meat burns lillian
Tim: damn. sux to be you. i've never had meat burns
Luke: well wait, didnt you have meat burns last week?
Tim : ............ *punches Luke and runs away*
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when a woman has been freshly waxed,moistured and powdered,had her hair and nails done.got her hooker boot and a boostie and strutting her stuff.
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After having insane diarrhea , and your butthole feels like its on fire because stomach enzymes got through since the diarrhea is fast digested so it isn't filtered out.
Jeff: Oh my god dude...
Bob: What is it.
Jeff: Do you know any ways to get rid of Post-Diarrhea Butthole Burning?
Bob: No sorry dude.