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Christian Boser

1. A man who donates mayo to the homeless.

2. A man who likes his girlfriend to light her vagina on fire.

3. A man who sleeps with a bed full of stuffed frogs.

4. A man who smells dirty diapers.

Shae: Man look at that guy. He sleeps with frogs.
Lindsay: Yeah..must be a Christian Boser.

Christian Boser

by Woman who milks cows May 24, 2011


christian rave

Awkward dancing to pop music and eating food in a potluck style, with or without parental supervision, but Jesus is always watching.

"Hey man, the music's aight, but where's the booze at?"
"No alcohol here. Not at my Christian rave."

by amoebadee March 4, 2018


Christian Denzhel Doria

A short, chink that is extremely lazy and disrespectful to everyone, including himself

I don't think anyone likes that Christian Denzhel Doria lookin mf.

by CosmicFlo June 20, 2022


Christian ass whooping

Getting an ass whooping with the holy bible while getting clensed with holy water

“Dude my mom gave me a Christian ass whooping yesterday”
“Lmao rip you

by Santa 🎅 November 20, 2018


Wild Christian

A Christian who is more comfortable communing with their faith in non traditional and often private settings; a shared Christian philosophy with the common root of John Eldredge's 2001 book 'Wild at Heart' .

Wild Christians connect more with their faith 'in the wild' than inside the walls of a church.

by RLFmagnanimous January 28, 2023


Smithtown Christian School

Also known as SCS. Scs is known for the biggest hoes/sluts, geeks/nerds, annoying teachers, best teachers! Scs needs to step up their game. They have the football! And we all know football is the heart of schools, they need to step up how the school looks! They need to step up everything!!! Sports, programs, clubs, and so much more!!! The tuition for the school is so expensive and I’m sure everyone has thought where the money actually goes to!? The school is so serious and everyone needs to have more fun and of course still get good grades and study. There should be a middle school dance! And yeah he prom is cool woohoo! But most kids leave for high school and do you really want them to have a bad memory of their life in middle school?! But besides all of this I think the school is okay and they just need to step up their game a little that’s all no hard feelings... not going to lie though a lot of kids make great friends!! But when you don’t click your whole entire school life is shit!

Stephanie: ugh I wish smithtown Christian school could have a middle school dance before most of us leave this crappy school for high school!!
jack: it’s not that crappy but I get what you mean!
Victoria: or like everyone having school spirit and showing it for football games that we don’t have here!

by BillyOof September 5, 2018


westover christian academy

very sus and definitely is the imposter OwO

sussy baka
sus
christian

person: aww man english class is hard in westover christian academy

by Rog strix g15 laptop gaming November 22, 2021