Onondaga Community College

Thought of by inner city kids as, "Harvard on the Hill", OCC is a cesspool of under-achieving dumbasses and SU wannabees.

Onondaga Community College Student conversing @ SU House Party:
SU kid: "Where you go to school?"
OCC kid: "I go to SU."
Guy: "Cool bro. What's your major?"
OCC kid: "Business Administration"

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Hampden- Sydney College

The only way for a dumbass with money to go to school.

HSC student 1: "Damn thats a really nice gym they just built."
HSC student 2: "Yeah my dad built that to get me in here since my gpa was a 1.5 and I only got an 800 on my SAT's. I can't believe I mispelled my name."
HSC student 1: "God I love being ignorant and having money."

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Robert Gordon’s College

Good school which most people think is posh which is really not 48% chav 48.5% nice 0.5% weirdo and 2% nerd

Robert Gordon’s College, means to be a normal person and civilised but slightly Chavy

Hey did you see that guy from rover Gordon’s college? He’s insane

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Pasadena City College

Normally abbreviated to PCC. This is a community college that is located in Pasadena, which is located in Southern California if you're wondering. Some people consider this to be the best ocmmunity college in California but they are mostly wanking and fanboying the quality of the school. The school is old and each classroom can only contain 30 people at most. They also allow anyone to enter into the school and this includes nutcases since Pasadena has quite a few crazy people in its vicinity.

Some of the people that this school allows includes people that believes in alien conspiracy theories (ie reptilians), members that supposedly support or are members of groups such as Scientology, people that thinks that mythology and religious texts (such as The Bible) aren't in the public domain and is owned by a company, a person or something, rednecks and even the infamous Fred Phelps was an alumni of this school. Yes, this school is nuts.

Pasadena City College is considered by its fantards to be a good school but in reality, it contains some of the most idiotic people on the face of the planet. There are crazy people there that thinks that we should sue John Milton for reinterpreting religious characters in "Paradise Lost" because they think that the characters aren't public domain (they are public domain you imbeciles), people that think that aliens are among us and most importantly, Fred Phelps.

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albert patrick college

The story of Albert Patrick is most certainly one that belongs in the history books of every eighth grader in this great nation—not because it’s very important but because it perfectly encapsulates the true nature of America. It’s a story of crooked Jewish lawyers paying scumbag valets to poison the living shit out of rich white men. It’s a story of heavily racist trials and the crooked American judicial system that, at the same time, points out how American privilege can get you out of any sticky situation. It’s a story of a prestigious American university teetering in the balance between the forces of good, evil, and something in between.

Basically William Marsh Rice was this rich white guy who amassed a fortune (probably clubbing seals and black people with his famed pimp cane). Towards the end of his life he became so worthless and decrepit that his hooknosed lawyer, Albert Patrick, hatched a pretty awful scheme to make off with Rice’s fortune. The idea was to alter Rice’s will which, at the time, earmarked his entire estate to the creation of a educational institution in Houston, Texas, that would teach young white males to club seals and African Americans. Allegedly Patrick asked Rice’s valet to pull a Sixth Sense and poison Rice slowly and surely. The slowly and surely thing didn’t work out so the valet just sort of chloroformed Rice to death one night. Smooth move.

A trial ensued thanks to that meddling Captain James Baker. Basically, it was a slam-dunk trial against a Jew in early 1900’s New York, dooming Patrick from the start. It was also one of the most publicized trials of the century, up until the OJ Simpson case. Apparently, America loves ethnicities committing atrocities. AP got his parole opportunity several years later, got the charges against him dropped, after which he moved to the inland United States and—I’m not making this shit up—helped to found a church.

Fast forward and Rice University is now standing. There’s a residential college—Will Rice College—and there’s a new dorm section that actually points away from the main quad. We’re going to call that the 80’s and the 90’s These rooms are also known as Albert Patrick College, so I’m told but God knows whose idea that was. Traditionally these rooms “break off” from WRC at some point during the spring and throw a party.

Hey, there's a party at Albert Patrick College. Let's get drunk!

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Agnes Scott College

A small liberal-arts school located in Decatur, GA, about four miles from downtown Atlanta. It's girls-only, so the party scene is non-existent. On the weekends, the straight girls migrate to Georgia Tech, to hook up with frat boys.

Come here if you don't want a social life, and don't mind biased professors.

"Oh, that's Helga. She goes to Agnes Scott College. Odds are, she's a lesbian obsessed with Harry Potter."

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Baldwin-Wallace College

A private liberal arts college that is mos well-known for their music program and conservatory. It is located in Berea, Ohio with a suburban-like atmosphere around the campus. The buildings around campus are beautifully structured and the campus is well-maintained. There are over 100 clubs and organizations students are able to get involved in, many residence halls and even a special building for commuters to stay at between classes. Evening and weekend classes are offered for older students and adults. The orientation for freshman during the summer is probably one of the best events of the college experience since everyone is so nice. Partying is not as well known at this campus, but of course, people still drink and do all that. Everybody is NOT all prudes, they just care about school and the future. People with a voice, acting ability or musical talent are at a good place at BW. Overall, a great private college where everybody gets attention.

Baldwin-Wallace College is definitely a good choice for me since I am going to be majoring in music education!

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