Day Of Defeat

FUCKING KICKS MOTHERFUCKING ASS! Best WW2 PC game EVER! Steam maybe a unstable fuck up shit program which is pure SHIT but its worth the download. Axis VS Allies, Sick ass weapons, realism.

Day OF Defeat-AKA DoD.
Day Of Defeat-2001 MOD of Half-Life.
Day OF Defeat-1.5 or gayass Steam 1.6(still fun).

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valentines day

1)a day to make single people feel like s***!!!

2)you know ... not everyone has a significant other to celebrate with!! l:(

girl 1: i hate valentines day

girl 2: yeah it makes me lonly

girls 1&2: (sigh)

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Green day

Trendy.
Green Day now owns you.

"A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk!'. So he kicks over the garbage can and says 'That's Punk?', and I say 'No that's trendy!'

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F-day

Any day where one is completely unbound by obligation or responsibility, be it present or future.

College students will often find the first day of a semester break to be the closest thing to an F-day, despite the impending semester.

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Mother's day

Today (May 8th) is Mother's Day. You're supposed to treat your mommy special today. Like drawing a picture of her in crayon on your bedroom walls.

My Mommy says I'm special... I like to make it up to her on Mother's day.

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judgement day

The only way the church keep Christians in line, by scaring them about judgement day, which COULD be tomorrow.

Priest: The number of volcanoes are rising! Judgement day must be soon!!!
Scientist: *spouts scientific evidence for rise in volcanoes*
Priest: ... The number of volcanoes are rising! Judgement day must be soon!!!

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TommyInnit Day

Friday is tommyinnit day.

Person 1: Its friday
Person 2: No its TommyInnit Day

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