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Doing douchey things to make fun of douches, which in fact makes you a douche. This explains why no one thinks they're actually a douche.
When Blake blows dope vape clowds he thinks he's ironically making fun of douche subculture, when it actually just makes him a douche. This puts him in a douche paradox.
A teenager or very young adult that mistakenly thinks that being a douchebag is cool and who thus essentially becomes an apprentice douchebag that will one day probably become a full fledged douchebag, forever beyond hope of ever becoming a decent human being.
Jersey Shore probably created a lot of baby douches who may otherwise have stayed on a more civilized path in life.
Wireless (Bluetooth) headset worn by loud obnoxious douchebags that think everyone around them wants to hear their conversation.
Bob's talking on his Douche Valve again!
A man who easily flows from one woman to another without a second thought or conscience while lying their ass off
Greg and Trevor are such transitional douches they just do whatever it takes to move to next victim
A "Boi" who wears So-cal tee-shirt ,Dickie shorts, socks to the knees , pristine favorable baseball cap and Chuck's. Usually drives a Honda Civic, hatchback and walks like a cholo.
He is usually white and is also considered a " fuck boi" .
He is over confidant and thinks he has something to prove ; of just how fucking hardcore he is.
"FREAKING Douche Wagon keeps speeding up and down the street !"
Like a Douche-Canoe but for land.
Dude you're a fucking Douche-Wagon.
In poker, a Douche Bet is when a player bets the exact amount of money another player is holding in order to intimidate that specific player instead of just betting.
Because a Douche Bet is a very specific bet it usually takes additional time to count the opposing players chips and then counting out their own, waisting everyones time at the table.
If any player caught playing a Douche Bet all other players should state, "Douche Bet!". And for the rest of the night the player is now known as "Douche at the Table"
"How many chips do you have left?"
"75 dollars"
"then I bet 75 dollars!"
"What a Douche Bet..."