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An alcoholic that no longer drinks
A dry alcoholic is a person who has overcome being and alcoholic and so therefore, no longer drinks
When you see a level 9 hottie, and you think you might cream in your pants but don't.
Hey, Jon look over there...that chick has got me dry ballin!
dri-BALL'n: latin origin (v.) when a man steams his wrinkly genitals with a hand held steamer while masturbating
"Did you see Rick with his steamer in the locker room yesterday?"
"Yeah, he was dry ballin in front of the entire team!"
A male who possesses two or more of the following qualities: Bad at texting, bad at lying, bad at conversation, likes to accuse people named Ashtyn of drinking Starbucks, doesn't know the difference between brick red and scarlet crayon crayons, eats unsalted peanuts, is named Jacob, has pillows frequently thrown at their face, and much more.
Logan, stop being a dry cucumber. Idiot.
Being held up by male genitalia so as to allow said male to hang as though they are experiencing an exorcism or as though they are being hung up like washing.
Guy 1: " The misses hung me up to drip dry yesterday, feeling a bit sore today"
Guy 2: "Ah bugger, want me to give it a massage?"
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When a girl gets done sucking dick and she runs out of spit and her mouth is dry
Aye man my girl just got done and now she got a dry horse
Someone with a big dick but no sense of humour.
Yeah the date went OK! My fanny is in bits but he is a bit of a dry horse.