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When one or multiple woman stand in a plastic bubble and a gentleman farts into it
Do you want a chance to win $500 all you have to do is a Dutch bubble bath (last woman to leave the bubble wins)
The “Dutch Bungle” is a tenacious act one performs whilst participating in cunnilingus. The “Dutch Bungle” takes place as the bottom participant is face down ass up and the rear standing participant takes a damp stroopwafel and lays it betwixt the ass cheeks right above the rectum. The rear standing participant then ejaculates on the pastry, then using his penis, he stuffs it in the other individual creating a sort of cheese danish.
Yeah we wanted to get freaky so I gave that bitch a Dutch Bungle.
A man who refuses to take his wife/girlfriend out to dinner. He will only go if they split the bill.
Marco is a dutch jew, he makes her pay for 1/2 of the dinner check.
The act of farting on your partners face when they have their head off the side of a surface they are laying on (i.e. bed or couch) whilst sucking your testicles.
"Dude, what happened to your girlfriend's eyes?" "I accidently gave her Dutch pinkeye."
I was looking on the internet for hot dutch chicks and to my surprise the web site had chicks with dicks!
The Dutch Pocket is a sexual act where the man licks the woman's asshole and she performs oral sex on him until he ejaculates in her mouth.
After this happens they will french kiss mixing their body juices together in their mouths creating the Dutch Pocket.
I had some good Dutch Pocket yesterday!
The act of passing flatulance in ones face during simultanoues falatio or cunniligus.
Man i cant belive your wife pulled a dutch pizza on you and almost shit on your face while you were face deep and she was blowing you.