E-Card

Also known as an Electronic Card. E cards are sent through any form of online communication or mobile device. They can say anything from happy birthday to merry Christmas.
This card also lets the receiver know how insignificant they are in this world. An E card is basically A big FUCK YOU to receiver. Do yourself a favor and dont send e cards to people.

My parents just sent me and E-Card man, they hate me. Fuck my life

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e-virgin

Someone who has never personally experienced cyber-sex.

*Example 1*
*While Dr.Haxxor999 and Cherrylicious is in a chatroom*
Dr.Haxxor999: So baby, interested in cybering?
Cherrylicious: What's that...?
Dr.Haxxor999: You mean to tell me that you're an e-virgin...
Cherrylicious: I guess so...?

*Example two*
*Bob logs on AIM* *Steve logs on AIM*
Bob: Dude! Was that Cherrylicious's first time e-doing it with Dr.Haxxor999?
Steve: Yeah it was! Well... she's not a e-virgin anymore...

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ep0nz!e

a leet cs player with tons of cs experience and when used in a clan can be deadly against the opposing team :O

ep0nz!e just aced the whole team with a para!

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e-bomb

A nonlethal weapon of mass destruction that produces an EMP, which wipes out any electronic device within the blast radius.
The weapon is silent, and if dropped above Kansas, one could wipe out all electronics in the USA, essentially pushing us back to the 1800s. Even cars would be permanently fried, except for deisels and some older models. And the possibility that terrorists would use this is overwhelming, as all you need is money and brains, and terrorists have plenty of both.

You come home and turn on the TV. Then the lights go out, but the TV still glows eerily, its been overloaded. Your cell phone feels very hot, its battery also overloaded. You look out the window and see that almost all the traffic has stopped,at least gasoline powered ones made after 1990. You recognize the signs of an e-bomb strike and look for your survival kit and gun.

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e-drunk

1. A person who usually drinks while he/she is online. It becomes noticeable when the person is IMing other people.

Wikali: I'm so e-drunk right now I could fuck you!
SuperJerk: No way, man! She wants to fuck me!
SuperJerk: Are you for real?
Wikali: Do I know you?

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E-tard

One who is still caught in the clutches of a constant state of MDMA use whenever they attend any type of nite club, dance or electronic event. Can be spotted easliy huddled in corners with others, grinding teeth, giving all their cash to the bartender, talking not just to much, but saying to much and spreading false love to people they hardly know. Plural = E-Tards

The Nick Warren show would have been great if the E-Tards had not had it on lock down the whole nite.

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Jane E.

Jane= cooler than Bam. That's pretty cool man.

Bam Margera. Is that French?

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