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“Im gonna kick that big dumb mother fucker in the forehead.” - Seryna Gonzalez
The art of Being fisted by someone wearing a sandpaper glove that has been dipped in glue and rusty nails.
I'm sorry I can't go horseback riding today, I received a nitty gritty rusty fucker last night.
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why the fuck did you even search this?
Kitten molesting butt fuckers are tasty and horny.
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You are the master of cock and fuck donkeys
You are a cock master donkey fucker
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If you have to ask then you never will be one
Troy H
Troy’s one bad mother fucker
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Expressing how hungry you are to another person. Even though you are technically calling the person you are expressing youre hungry too a mother Fucker, youre not really insulting them.
Normally said in a voice not your own, jokingly, to show that youre not really calling the other person a mother fucker.
Me: Motha Fucka Im starved
other Gy: Dude, I know right.
Me: Mother Fucker Im starved.
Other Guy: Dude, I know right.
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Fetus Fuckers United (FFU) is a recent organization, which consists of fucking and eating fetuses on a daily bases. There are many different levels of hierarchy, but the goal is the same to all members of the FFU; To eat and fuck as many fetuses as a lifetime can offer.
The Society is made up of many weomen and less men, so the fetus supply is plentiful. Iniatition includes; Make an art peice out of the fetuses' torn and twisted and deformed body parts. Also you must sacrifice your first unborn.
Guy A: "Hey has anyone seen Jim?"
Girl A: "I think he went on vacation."
Guy B: "Yeah, he said sumthin' about a new organization that he was going to try to help."
Girl B: "What Organization?"
Guy B: "I think it's the the FFU."
Guy A: "What the fuck is FFU? Is it some sort of final fantasy club?"
Guy B: "No silly, it's Fetus Fuckers United (FFU)"
Guy B: "Actually, to come clean, i've been a member for six years."
Girl A: "Your fucking nuts, in fact, your all fucking nuts, im leaving."
Girl B: "Why are you still reading this, you have no life. JOIN TODAY!!!!!!!!"
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