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Jersey Home Run

The act of when you are about to ejaculate while performing a penetration sexual act in which you pull out of your partner(s) and proceed to smack your genitalia against the gluteus maximus of your partner while they take the most atrocious bowel movement on your penis which you then proceed to swing your penis covered in feces while timing it exactly when you ejaculate on to your partner's face causing a feces and sperm collision while yelling "Home run!!" in the state of New Jersey.

Boyfriend: "Hey honey, I did a Jersey Home Run to your dad last night!! He now lets me have your hand in marriage."

Concerned cousin: "WHAT"

by TrippyTabs May 24, 2024


Homing

When used in the right context, to be travelling home.

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I'm homing

by Maxit0ut April 3, 2024


raging home boner

When you hit a home run and the bat isn't the only hard wood

Good job man! That was a damn good raging home boner

by UnsocialHuman34 April 5, 2024


raging home boner

When you hit a home run and the bat isn't the only hard wood

Damn nice hit! Certainly gave me a raging home boner!

by UnsocialHuman34 April 5, 2024


laying a dump at home

Taking a shit on your home toilet

I was laying a dump at home when the bell rang.

by Anonrouge July 12, 2017


i'll be home for quismois

A mispronunciation of Camila Cabello when she was singing the song "I'll Be Home For Christmas."

Instruments... Camila: I'll be home for quismois.

by Zon’t Zo It December 26, 2022


Home-Cuming

The day in which you may celebrate nutting once again until next years November hits.

Jerry: May you cum to home-cuming with me
Charles: Sure

by nut_charles_balmer November 1, 2019