I think I'm turning wapanese

This is a song I derived from 'I'm Turning Japanese'

I've got a picture of Pocky and me
I wrote "I love you" and I hope you love me too
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do
Oh it's in color Your stick is tan
Your coating is nutty And the chocolate is as soft as clouds
I often eat you when there's no one else around

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of you over myself
I asked the doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round

I'm turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
I'm turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them over myself
I want the doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
and turning in and turning 'round

I'm turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
I'm turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a psyched lone-ranger
Everyone
That's why I'm turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
I'm turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so

Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
(think so think so think so)
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so

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I'm just slappin your ballsack

Something someone says when they're joking around with someone.

Dude calm down I'm just slappin your ballsack.

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i'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot

befuddle=confused, etc.
wiffle=vagine
scrot=scrotum(ballsack)

I'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot=I'm confused by your vaginal ballsack

There is none, really:p

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You buying what I'm selling?

do you understand?

Person A: I mean i like him but i don't. You buying what I'm selling?

Person B: yea

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I'M TOO GLAM TO GIVE A DAMN

This is when u r too much for the others to handle that they r just like wooowwwwww lukat this barrass.
and then u r like yess ohh I'M TOO GLAM TO GIVE A DAMN.
PERIODDDTTTTT!!!!

Mosope and Tosin are too glam to give a damn.
I'm too glam to give a damn.
When u see ur classmates looking fine and u say to urself why am in not like them, NOOOOOOOOO GO AND ASK MOSOPE AND TOSIN AND THEY WILL SAY " I'M TOO GLAM TO GIVE A DAMN"

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Spank Me I'm Dirty Day

A holiday that is on March 28th every year. During "Spank Me I'm Dirty Day" most people tend to get muddy and wraunchy, and spank each others asses repetitively.

IM DIRTY SPANK ME, ITS SPANK ME I'M DIRTY DAY!!!!!

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I'm glad you feel that way

What you say when somebody openly disagrees with you or contradicts your statement, but you really could give less of a shit, and don't want to start an argument, so you dismiss their words by boldly stating your sarcastic happiness about his opinion.

Jake: You shouldn't have robbed that bank.
Me: I'm glad you feel that way

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