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Someone who uses you for your internet (most cases fast internet) and leaves upon downloading what was needed. These friends are only friends fir your high speed internet connection.
Omg he is such an internet moocher, left right after downloading his game
damb internet hooman often is seen sitting infront of his computer in his livingroom with shades closed..
he is a medium rare specimen of "Human" , recognized by writing subpar grammar on youtube comments and random internet websites.. this is often a fulltime job even though nobody is paying Damb internet hooman to do this.. he/she will spend 1-24 hours every day 365 days a year to make sure that everybody can read his/her internet comments even though they often dont bring any value to anybody, also often damb internet hooman is anonymous.. making the entire career quite special..
Alien: "Look what they write on internet... "
Damb internet hooman nr.1 : "he is an arab, from morocca born there, a muslim.. "
Damb internet hooman nr.2: "Still a better love story than twilight, no wait wrong comment"
Damb internet hooman nr.2 "......"
Damb internet hooman.. nr.1. : "well he is racist so no wonder he acts like a retard"
curious friend: "But he is your dad"
Damb interent hooman: "Dad , racist.. whats the difference?"
Someone or some group of people on the internet with less than 100k subs who thinks their opinions matter, so they make unnecessarily long videos explaining their opinion, to whom nobody will ever hear, or care about.
Person 69: I just saw an internet turd in my pornhub recommendations
Person 70: Why are you on pornhub
"Man, it was like the dark ages when we had to work with prehistoric internet."
Usually someone who was 'raised' by the internet. Or someone who has been on the internet for a very long time.
In some cases Big On Internet people's days revolve around the internet, and devices related to it.
Big On Internet is also referred to as BOI.
Person 1: "Why does Axle keep making references to things on the internet?"
Person 2: "He's Big On Internet. He's been on the internet since nightcore. He basically has a long-time relationship with the internet."
When you can't find the content your looking for on the internet and/or your freedom of thought is disrespected
Hey dude, what's wrong?
I have internet syndrome
Someone who is genius at the internets.
Example: Hey, look that guy, he can start his Netflix at his phone while connected with it on the laptop on stupid wifi. He is an internet genius.
Example2: Having an iPad in Eastern Europe makes you an internet genius!