person 1: ugh look at him
person 2: what?
person 1: he’s a jacob
in sync: ewwwww
Jacob is an all round great guy and has all the friends and all the hottest girls
Jacob is the bro
Jacob is the most sexy , funny, talented, loves sports, and can get any girl he wants. Every time you see him you almost pass out from his looks and you can get lost in his most gorgeous blue eyes. He is also the starting shouting gaurd for his team and every girl and friends cheer for him. When you meet Jacob you will be at love in first sight and remember him forever
Girl 1:have you seen Jacob
Girl 2:no he will never date me
Jacob: hey girls wanna hang out some time
Girl 1 and 2: havfhsiaiejwbtbdkqi
Girl 1 : Jacob was at my house tonight and he touched me like no other
jacob is cute and he will be there for you at all times he pics up women fast then your dad left and is the most swaggy and truthful full man ever oh and he is a badass
A big black guy who will chin you if you don’t give him your cock
Person: yo there’s Jacob
Person 2: RUN
He is such a nice genuine guy whom is so kind hearted and just the best caring person ever. He may get angry at u at times but that just shows his love for u. Jacob is a guy who is amazing at sex and has a very big dick. He is a good hugger kisser and friend and is just so sweet
Bella “meet me at my place tonight”
Jacob “ok”
The night
Bella “pull down ur pants”
Jacob “ ok”
Bella “Wow it’s so big!”
Jacob “ I know that
A gay fat ass that only gives a shit about himself and will abuse you
Stay away from Jacobs
Son: who is that in the alley
Mom: oh that's a jacob stay away he will rape you