jesus tight

to be so amazingly awesome that everything is right, only two people can achieve an actual level of jesus tight-ness

punching skurred in the face is jesus tight

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athiest jesus

Jesus who doesn't believe in himself

Hey look it's athiest jesus.

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jesus bomb

The holiest of power bombs. It has the ability to kill the powers of idiocy over IRC.

#von uses this to the fullest extent possible. Many a noob and retard have been killed by this.

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come to jesus

Used in the film "Flight of the Intruder" in the court-martial scene. To not necessarily use religion and tell the truth. Repentance, but without religious overtone.

from "Flight of the Imtruder":

"I hope you realize that now is the time to come to Jesus." Meaning that if the aircrew being court-martialed spilled their guts off the record before the proceeding started, they might stand a better chance of a favorable opinion. Could somewhat be compared to plea bargaining.

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Gay Jesus

gay jesus is when one enters a gun game match, whether it be CS:S, Call of duty, or so on so forth and intentionally knifes another player

Player 1: Woah dude, that guy is pulling a gay jesus, what a fucking queer
Player 2: Yeah dude, I was just about to get to the final gun level but that gay jesus demoted me...

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black jesus

Post on the internet that is referring to something considered old by most.

John posts a link to All Your Base, talking about how funny it is.

I respond, "Black Jesus strikes again."

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Fo' Jesus

Interjection:
Used in disbelief and agreement

Replaces the common "fo' sho"

"Dirk's been fucking your mom"
"Fo' JESUS?!"

"This place is off the hook"
"Fo' Jesus."

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