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An overzealous sexually deprived douche bartender, usually from Italian background (but not always)
His/Her forte is the aggressive attempt at humping young tourists traveling with their family. (but not always)
The dry humping may or may not be accompanied by sloppy licking and kissing,usually with tongue penetration of facial orifices.
"I was totally molested by that creep job before I ran away and hid in my hotel room"
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The act of placing gummy peach rings on your dick and getting a toothless doneky wearing a top hat to suck you off.
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A head-job is a quickie jack-off that a guy does when he stands at a urinal and jacks off.
Sometimes, between classes, I just have to give myself a head-job!
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To stimulate an erect penis with ones teeth, resulting in bloody discomfort.
Andrew: wow, Kieth Beven just gave me a massive bite job and shredded my cock.
Graham: How much did it bleed?
Andrew: About a pint, it was so wet.
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Someone who won't take a job they feel is beneath them even though they are unemployed and running out of cash fast
John wouldn't work for his dad's cleaning company when he got fired from the accountancy firm, he is such a job snob
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When a girl (or possibly guy given sexual preference) performs a hand job on the male. Just when he is about to cum, she stops and walks away leaving the guy unfinished. She then rushes back and jerks him off as hard as she can till he busts.
Dude this girl was giving me a hang job last night, and just stopped out of nowhere and left the room ... then she rushed back in with an outstanding finish.
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When an Indian girl with a mustache gives you a hairy blowjob.
"Man that Indian girl gave me such a good Pun-job. I can't tell what are my pubes and her mustache hairs!
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