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National drop kick annoying white women day is a holiday for every October 39
We Annoying White Women on sight
“Hey did you know it’s, National Drop Kick Annoying White Women Day?”
“Hell yeah let’s kick some white hoes!”
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"Dude, where the fuck have you been? We've been looking for you for 15 minutes!"
"Take it easy bros., I was in the shit house kicking the brown clown out of the one ringed circus
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find a lanky cunt and kick the shit out of them
boy: hey your lanky !!!
lanky cunt: ummm
*boy kicks the shit out of lanky cunt *
lanky cunt remebers that its october 14th national kick a lanky cunt day
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A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.
The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.
Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
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To be so busy, that you will never finish your job
"There is no way I can finish that too!" "Im busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest!"
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A very sincere comment to a girl, whose body is sexy but her face looks like an accident.
"gosh, wtf is this? It seems like god has given her a body but kicked her face"!!!
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A way to describe a girl who may not be the hottest chick around but is still pretty good, can also describe an object which does the job
Dude 1: So what do u think of lisa?
Dude 2: I mean I wouldnt kick her out of bed if she farted but I'd probably go her sister
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