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A lesbian who seems to have a large range of skills, some unnecessary and some you haven't even heard of. If you can think of a skill, there's a high probability at least one Swiss Army Lesbian you know has some knowledge of it.
You want to know how to make candles? Laura's exs are all Swiss Army Lesbians, so she's bound to know one that could teach you.
lesbian daisy is we’re a small anerexic wog chooses to become lesbian out of self pity. she is apparently an out and out scouser who chill with all the massive town eds. she’s has a bestmate called molly may. she’s is a fucking groc and has a head the
circumference of a testicle. daisy also changes between sexuality’s and on the off chance she gets coloured by many big black man she will take a cock slap to the face and then make glorious passionate love to there 10” schlongs the dirty slerg.
hey man u see me demolish that lesbian daisy last night
real good fuck
Lesbian Marley Is a girl who will have her own hand be swallowed by any guy who asks as long as you give her a condom to wear.
Man that girl is definitely a Lesbian Marly
ellie henderson” why’s she looking at me like that?”
jenna brannan” cause she’s a big fat lesbian”
alex leiper”yeah why do her toes look like fingers too?”
rhianna” cause she’s a big fat lesbian”
A lesbian who mainly hangs out with guys, but still prefers to have a female partner.
"Man, I want a gf"
"Well maybe I you weren't such a fucking sausage lesbian you'd have one"
A lesbian that frequently jokes about relations with a man for shock value. The man referenced is often a fictional character.
The Salesman could give me the choice between the bread or the lottery ticket, and I would reach for his waistband! – a shock value lesbian
when girls dress up and have a “slut party” for each other
that slut party was pretty lesbianic