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Essentially the inability to control one's bowels from both openings (mouth and anus) simultaneously. Usually brought about by the ingestion of improperly prepared food containing harmful bacteria or allergens.
Dave: Did you hear what happened to Steiny out in India?
Josh: Yeah, he shat and barfed all over his bed after he caught ass-and-mouth disease from that street vendor!
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to service a man with oral pleasure.
Hey Ma, i'm not trying to be rude, but can you gimme that mouth lip service?
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1 example of a pussy mouth is Patrick Sath he never shaves so there for his mouth looks like a hairy pussy haha
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A slang term for a blowjob from a guy/gal with no teeth.
I was so drunk last night she gave me a hillbilly mouth hug.
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A circle mouth-gasm is like a circle-jerk but instead of jacking off, the five or six guy get their dicks sucked and have cumgasms in the mouth of a guy on his knees beating off who swallows their thick loadsof cum.
In my Fraternity X, I always looked forward to the other dudes having circle mouth-gasms in my mouth and swallowing their creamy loads!
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People who breath through their mouths like retards, or think the comedy of Dane Cook is hilarious.
Nickleback fans
People who enjoy the humor of Dane Cook.
90% of Vancouver Canucks fans.
Payton Manning.
Mouth Breathing Dummy.
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The act of having rough anal sex with someone's mouth, which usually results in ripping of the lining of the roof of the reciever's mouth. It is generally a rough but very sensual act, most likely followed by ejaculation into ones mouth. If performed correctly the ejaculate tends to leak out of the nostrils; not to be confused with a "candy cane." There are two possible ways to begin the act of mouth buttsex. 1. Start by ramming the sphincter of the proposed receiver. 2. Being you start the oral buttsex flaccid, as the erection occurs you begin to ram the receivers mouth as roughly as non-fatally possible. Circular motions of thrusting are encouraged during the act. If the "thruster" can maintain an erection after ejaculation into ones mouth, it is common courtesy to proceed with normal anal sex following the oral buttsex. As is "making out." As with wine it is usually an acquired taste, but once approved by both parties, it becomes very pleasurable for all involved, and has potential to bring the participants closer than ever during, and after the act has finished.
"Dude Kelly totally let me have mouth buttsex with her last night, I was thinking about breaking up with her, but tomorrow we are going to pick out some engagement cock rings"
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