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A tall ,slim ,ancient ass looking MOFO who eats health inspectors ,mows down his mom ,fiddles with his sisters titties and eats all the chocolate cake like a fag
Michael Rosen is a faggot
Would you believe it!
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Michael Fred Phelps (born June 30, 1985) is an American swimmer born in Baltimore, Maryland.
Michael Phelps is THE best swimmer EVER.
He is also the greatest Olympian in history.
person 1: did you watch the olympics last night?
person 2: yeah, i did.
person 1: did you see michael phelps?
person 2: HELL YES I DID! THAT MAN IS A SHARK! he's my hero.
Michael f***in' Phelps. 'nuff said!
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Biggest dipshit you will ever know, can't play any sports for his life. He sucks at getting girl and is often gay.
That guy was so mean, what a John-Michael.
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Jesus is the son of God, in other words, he is the son of Michael Jordan
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A Michael Wayne is the most amazing boy you will ever meet. He is sweet, funny, kind and caring. He will never ever let you down and he is too good for you. He does everything in his power to please you. Michaels are beautiful, handsome, and loyal. He will commit to you for a lifetime and beyond. A Michael loves to eat and game online, but he will say he loves his girlfriend more than anything else, and you should believe him, even though he is crazy. He will waste gas on driving you around and generously buy you clothes and meals. A Michael is a special person, and
If you meet one, always keep him close.
Amanda: I love Michael Wayne, and I am NEVER letting him go!
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To own somebody to the furthest extent.
John : Oh my god! I just beat up the Seniors all by myself!
Steve : Yeah, they sure got Michael Phelped..
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When Michael Phelps was 19, he was arrested for underage drinking and driving under the influence. Most people forgave him. Four years later, he was caught smoking marijuana. For some reason, most people still let it slide and still see him as an idol. But what's next? A sex scandal?
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