Mike Sabin

The man, the myth, the fucking legend. Wears way too, many hats, loves tennis but works as a soccer coach part time so he gets to hang with the love of his life, Nico Campbell. Sexy beast, although he lives in a storage unit. Currently holding tennis prodigy Harry Collomb hostage.

Mike Sabin is so fucking sexy

big mike

a motherfucking bigo troller

A: Who is big mike?
B: He is a motherfucking bigo troller.

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Big Mike

Term for when you cum in your own belly button

Bro yesterday I did a Big Mike at least 3 times.

Big Mike

To rape someone

Bro my uncle said he used to get Big Mike’d daily in prison.

Big Mike

Verb

The act of dropping three consecutive slam dumps during a shower whilst ordering a takeaway and swallowing two whole muffins in the time it takes to have 5 wanks.

Bro 1: Dude, yesterday was so boooring.
Bro 2: Not for me, bro. I did a Big Mike.
Bro 1: Bro, really? That's sounds like a great way to pass the time.
Bro 2: Ya bro, you should try it some time, it really clears your head.
Bro 1: Ya, I think Ill try a Big Mike when i get home.
Bro 2: Never a dull day when you slip a Big Mike in to your daily routine.

Mike Afton

micheal afton but shorter

random person: hi ourple person
michael afton: im called mike afton you ugly thing

Mike Vick

7 Grams of weed or other drugs

“Yo bro can I come by after work and pick up the Mike Vick?”