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When you do something sneaky and get away with it. // when you do some trickery or pull some shit off.// when you pull off a pimp flip or parquet move or some athletic feat.
I went home with this bomb from the club last night and woke up to her mom showing up calling her name, so I flexed my NINJA MUSCLE, jump out of the window dipped down the fire escape and ran out.
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Noun. A networking ninja is a person who successfully creates a circle of influence to achieve their personal and professional goals. Employs bold networking strategies to effectively build quality relationships and guarantee a win. Must be open to new ideas, new technology and new opportunities. Always ready to share information, give advice and connect people. Mission: a positive impact on society.
After watching a few networking ninjas in action, I now make it my first priority to locate the bar or coffee table first.
We hired some networking ninjas to tweet about all things Sushilicious even before the doors were open.
Networking Ninjas use effective weapons such as Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, and other social networks to “karate-chop” your competition.
He is referred to in the business community as a Networking Ninja for his highly effective, unorthodox strategies for getting new customers and generating referrals.
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being extra careful about doing something. You are discreet, but to the umphteenth degree. Like Asians. And discreet Asians would be ninjas, right?
Cass: Man, boys are so lucky. They can scratch whatever they want, whenever they want. WHEVER they want.
Me: Us girls can, too. However, since we are ladies *holds up a pinky* we must be ninja discreet about it. Observe. *looks to the left, then to the right before scratching boob*
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Noun~ a swift, often very lucky reflexive move performed in order to avoid any unfortunate situation. While driving this is referred to as a Jack Move.
Such as in jumping off a boat into water and remembering halfway that you still have your ipod on you and turning and throwing it successfully to a friend in the boat. Damn Skrappy,if you weren't ninja slick you would have just broke your damn neck.
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how asians masturbate. since theyre penises are so small, and theyre bodies are so flexible, they use the space in between their toes to stimulate themselves, thus looking like a dancing ninja.
sonny: I bomb da harbor!
justin: bombing da harbor was such last year, now i do the dancing ninja.
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the act of napping unexpectedly when the feeling of being tired is not present. should be avoided when operating heavy machinery or driving a motor vehicle. preferably takes place on a couch or another piece of furniture; not to be confused with fainting
"i was just sitting there talking to my friend and all of a sudden was hit by a ninja nap"; "sorry, just ninja napped"
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