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*could also be said "Packing the salmon"
Euphemism for having sex
The salmon was packed and ready for shipping, but it didn't get shipped.
"Have you seen Mack and Alex?
"Nah, they're upstairs packing salmon."
Some weed that my grandpa used to smoke. The most reggie weed ever.
Person 1: "Aye bro my plug just hooked me up with a $5 eighth."
Person 2: "Bruh let me see that it must be some Guatemalan pack."
Person 1: "Man shut up I don't see your plug giving you $5 eighths."
A phrase meaning empty, created by a remote with limbs.
Aw man, this package is jam-packed with air.
Very tasty juicy pussy
Damn that girl has a snatch pack
A whack and pack occurs when your two lesbian friends want a baby. They then invite you over to their house and let you watch and massage your one-eyed snake while they go at it. Then, when you jizz, one of the lesbians takes the fresh cum and packs it into the other's pussy, thus allowing for propagation of the lesbian herd.
Tim: Yo, bro, I heard you went over to Tina and Jen's house last night? You have a threesome?
Jim: Nah, they're both lesbians. They wanted a baby, and so I was there for the whack and pack.
Tim: Still pretty hot, though. So long as they don't hit you up for the child support.
Take road rage out on those driving company vehicles because their retaliation puts their job at risk.
Bro, I know that biker cut you off and brake checked you but remember Pack Theory. Take out your anger on that Dish van.