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A Bacon Party is where you become under the influence of cannabis, and then you cook an entire package if no less than 12 strips of your favorite bacon, and then proceed to eat the entire package of bacon all by yourself.
I had a Bacon Party last night!
When that fag forgets the punch for your party so you compromise by getting everyone to fill the punch bowl with their cum.
Me and the boys were forced to have a splooge party after Dave forgot the Hawaiian Punch.
"A party crip is a crip that just comes around to party, but don't wanna put in no work" - Crip Mac
This a real nifty party, there's no party crips here.
A state of disorientation resulting from excessive combination substance abuse achievable only by the large available quantity of free drugs/alcohol found at parties.
The symptoms include (but are not limited to) :
-Forgetting time/place/date
-Oversleeping for mandatory events (Work, school)
-Losing otherwise sacred items (keys,wallet,phone)
-Calling people you've done a very good job avoiding for years, with an uncalled for sense of affection
-Waking up in strange, unsleepable places
Bro 1: *Bursts in room with 24 pack* "YOU READY FOR THE THIRSTY THURSDAY PARTY WEEKEND BRUH"
Bro 2: "Dude, its Monday. Arent you supposed to be at work? I think you got party dementia bro... where are your pants and why are you covered in mayonnaise?"
Bro 1: *sobs*
Party where Germans touch one another. Aka orgy
Bob: what are you doing tonight?
Ben: I'm going to a touching party. Want to come?
1) A party that is very low-cost and typically consists of things that were being handed out for free (i.e.: the napkins are from McDonald's, the cakes are samples from the local cake store, etc)
Emilea: This is such a ragtag party
Courtney: It's no wonder. Joe has always been a real cheapskate.
A woman with low self esteem who allows herself to be passed around and used sexually by multiple men at a party. Typically no sexual act is off limits or too gratuitous and there is no limit on the amount of partners she for the party pump
After her husband abandoned for being barren, Heidi quickly went from being an easy lay at the local watering hole to being known by the men as the town party pump, and cum dumpster. A woman who would drop to her knees, get on her back or spread her holes on command . Soon groups of drunken frustrated men would show up at her apartment unannounced for easy sex, she would never refuse them and they would fuck her, cum in her while eating her food and drinking her booze. Eventually one master became her owner, dressed her like a whore and sold her on the streets of a nearby big city. There she spent her life, sucking off strangers in alleys, gett8ng into unfamiliar cars and going to seedy motels to be used like trash and abandoned