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When you use the economic stimulus money to buy a new cell phone. The new Obama phone.
Yo dawg is that the iPhone 11 pro? Ya bro Trump got me that pandemic phone.
Probably hardest character to make theories off of since we (or I) don’t know a lot about him
Phone dude : “But again might be a crappy cosplay” (i think the line was that)
Sex with little person, and you flip them to where they are completely upside down.
Finally landed bridgette the midget, we did that Icelandic flip-phone. 10/10 recommend
When your on the phone with your parents and a girl makes-out with your neck causing you to receive blue balls and not pay attention to the conversation.
Morgan gave me gnarly phone Balls!
having pints at the pub by yourself whilst scrolling through social media or messaging friends online since they aren't there
the boys can't make the pub after work today so I might head down for a few phone beers
A usefull tool to combat social anxiety, the awkwardness of a blind date gone wrong , or even just to make you look busy and cool. You either pretend to be talking on your phone or call a friend and ask them to be your phone crutch
Hey bro , if this date goes wrong , I’m gonna call you to be my phone crutch k ? 2. Everyone’s looking at me at the DMV! Be my phone crutch u til my number gets called !!
When you call someone and the only thing you say before hanging up is something you know will irritate them severely.
An example of cell phone bombing is calling up a friend who is deathly afraid of spiders and yelling "SPIDERS! SPIDERS, EVERYWHERE!!!" and promptly hanging up.
I cell phone bombed my brother, who is very OCD in his dislike for odd numbers, by calling, saying "I see sevens," and hanging up.