The type of sex that you have with someone else when you just broke up with your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Rachel decided to have post break-up sex with her close friend Dan so she could try to forget about her ex.
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That feeling once you've left the bathroom after dropping a deuce, that you have some unfinished business. You feel like you still have to shit, you can't walk, and you can't poop any further.
"Hey Johnny, Why the long face?"
"I am suffering from post shit syndrom (pss)."
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Someone who immediately out of High School begins attempting to make up for their lack of former social standing. They commonly overcompensate by Buddy Whoring, and doing anything they can to hook up with previously unnatainable females.
Christopher, suffering from Post High School Complex, is 22 and has a particular interest in High School cheerleaders.
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When some is saying some really dumb shit and you need them to shut up
Guy 1: bro whatโs Obamaโs last name?
Guy 2: you have post traumatic down syndrome if you donโt remember Obamaโs last
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Flashbacks of your embarassing behavior last night.
Oh my gosh, I just got a flashback to last night and remembered dancing on the bar ... it's the onset of Post Traumatic Social Disorder.
The anxious, sad, frightening aftermath of when a friend, family member, or co-worker gets upset during the day, and violently launches a potato into a wall or other solid object and it splatters into shards.
"Dang did you see Bobby launch that tater this morning?"
"Yeah he totally gave me Post-Tater-Stress-Disorder"
When a person of color, an immigrant from outside of Western Europe/North America, or someone who is both, adopts the lifestyle and aspirations of those countries while ignoring the historical contexts of oppression, theft, genocide, human trafficking and the current systemic prejudices built into those societies. The full syndrome is manifested when the afflicted person even defends these choices and, essentially, their current and/or former captors.
Afflicted person: I have everything that I need to integrate into this new world and I've adopted its Nationalist American and Western Eurocentric views
Non-afflicted person: You will never be accepted there and you are only buying into these pervasive ideas without any reflection on how these societies became the giants they are
Afflicted person: But these aspirations, and even my preferences for the type of people I want to date and marry, are my own. I'm choosing of my own free will.
Non-afflicted person: No friend, you are a victim of Post Colonial Stockholm Syndrome