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a ring that reminds the wearer of their promise to God not to have sex until marriage.
Stop asking him if he wants to have sex with you. Look at his purity ring. He's waiting until he's married.
The un-wiped shit-covered asshole of a morbidly obese woman
Waiter: Have you decided on an order?
Connor: I’ll have a Texas Sized Chili Ring
Waiter: Alright, and how about you, sir?
Garrett: Make that two, sir
When someone puts an unopened condom packet in another person's arse.
Bitch bent over and had a ring packet.
Describes the discomfort felt from an extremely itchy ringpiece, often requiring repeated clawing to remedy.
In response to the enquiring (perhaps disgusted) looks as I vigourously deep-scratched my anus, I justified my actions by explaining that "I've got buzz ring". And continued with a clear conscience.
When you get hit in the balls so hard you bleed from your eyes.
Last week Carl gave me a bloody ring ding! I cried only for 3 hours.
To give that person a rude-awakening; To wake him up
Someone needs to ring his balls, for all the mistakes he has been making!
They're going to try and fight you. If someone says this you better run, you gonna die.
This is also a sign they won't go down in your fight, and unless you fear nothing I recommend not continuing and running faster than Usain bolt could ever dream of going.
Person 1: WHY DID YOU FUCK MY GIRl
Person 2: waIT I DiDNT
Person 1: BULLSHIT, RING YO POCKETS BITCH
Person 2: NOOOOOOOO-
Person 2 was found dead the next day, do better than them, don't die a bitch