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After filling your sex partner's ass with piss, they spray it in your face while you toss the salad.
She kept saying "hot piss salad" to the tune of "zoot suit riot" and I was not ready for the night she had prepared for me.
An egg salad is a sexual act between two people. An egg is cracked into one's anus. The one who cracked the egg also adds in a salad dressing of their choosing. The one with the egg and dressing in their rectum then squats. The egg cracker and salad dresser positions their mouth below the squatting member. The squatter then pushes out the concoction and the partner underneath consumes it. This completes the egg salad.
Dude, that chick last night was wild. She wanted to get an egg salad from me.
The resultant mush that occurs in a woman's body upon witnessing an ovulation-inducing child of christ-like cuteness.
"Did you see that picture mesh of Zach Braff and Donald Faison, making their perfect dream progeny?"
"Yeah, I made egg salad instantly"
Someone who is annoying ass piece of motherfucking shit dick bitch.
To eject egg matter from one's anus.
She shoved a dozen eggs up her ass and served me egg salad.
The act of BBW women bounding her ass on your tongue in such a rhythmic motion that it looks as though there are seismic waves on the surface of her posterior.
Sentence: "When I Seismic Salad Tossed Tiffany it was like a 9.8 magnitude earthquake on her buttcheeks"
Slang term for the eating of ass
See God’s Salad Dressing for full combo
What’s for dinner stepmom?
God’s Salad sweetie