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1) A loser with no friends or life.
2) The 'aura' around such people.
3) A somewhat Valley-girlish insult thrown at the unpopular (in the '80s, anyway).
Ewww. Tiffany, check out the social donut hole!
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A person that spends too much time on social networks and therefore has no time left for a social life. The condition is characterized by a combination of symptoms, that interfere with the ability to work, sleep, eat, socialize and enjoy once-pleasurable activities. Heavy users feel "digged out", "undelicioused", "stumbled upon", "pownced" or "twittered up". Disabling episodes of depression can occur that, when not treated with "Real Social Contact" on a regular basis, lead hard core users to just staying in front of their computer without eating, sleeping or going to the toilet till they die >> Social Death.
Bert is such a Social Over Worker, I haven't seen him since we went to the movie premiere of that Titanic film!
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Hym "Here's another thing I don't think I went into. I didn't start using social media until recently. Come to find out, not only am I the lowest filth on the planet but I also believe/think all the wrong things, if I've ever done anything reprehensible in my entire life people that are (either) from my past or that I've never met can take away whatever success I manage to achieve, my dick is too small, the country is on the verge of collapse, I don't 'work hard enough', I need to spend all my money/time on 'improving myself' because if I don't I'm a piece of shit and don't deserve anything out of life, and even saying any of this out loud ALSO MAKES ME A PIECE OF SHIT because I'm 'complaining' instead of 'doing something about it'. Ummmm... Women should be fucking retards instead of me, people are perfectly justified in hating me but if I hate everyone else it's 'anti-human'...
Let's see... What else? Killing babies and little boy drag-queen competitions are fine but burning some cripple molesters alive is 'evil' if the cripple molesters have a vagina.... What else? I have to pay people money to talk to them. Hollywood directors will turn me into a movie (Agent of chaos!? Who else says that but me!?). I can't go to college because people who live outside of objective reality will piss and moan to the faculty until thrown out.... Women and the men they fuck instead of me are better than me... People who are dumb as dog-shit and (technically) evil have a million dollars and I don't... And they control the government... I'm just as safe as I would be if no government existed at all but I still have to pay them money or I get thrown in a cage... I have to help protect everyone's kids, wife's, and sisters in exchange for 0 dollars or sex... If I say the wrong thing publicly a lynch mob will form outside of my apartment and they will Muammar Gaddafi my butthole... I'm probably going to starve because of food shortages and/or my only monetizable assets have been stolen or reappropriated for evil and were stolen in front of 60 million people and everyone else doesn't see a problem with it. I have to care about other people (or I'm a piece of shit) while (simultaneously) 'minding my own business'... I'm probably going to die of prostate cancer... Yeah... I think there is some overlap on there but whatever. Social media is dope.
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A person with less than acceptable social skills who communicates in a very awkward fashion. One whom lacks common sense in social situations and causes undue awkwardness.
Person A: (in reference to a dude met on a dating app on her phone) He asked me for my number so we could talk on the phone and get to know each other better.
Person B: Did you give it to him?
Person A: No, I told him I felt more comfortable talking over email at first and asked if we could exchange email addresses instead.
Person B: Oh good, what did he say?
Person A: he said "sure what would you like to know" WTF
Person B: uhhh..so no email address?
Person A: nope!
Person B: maybe he's a social awktard
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When one cannot tell whether a topic is politically correct or not.
My friends and I wanted to go as Mormon Wives for Halloween, but it felt like a social grey area.
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Once, the collective representation of acceptable group conduct, now the nullification of group conduct.
In spring of 2020, people the world over were forbidden to gather, instructed to stay away from each other at specified minimum distances. The new social norm during the age of coronavirus was that there was no social norm.
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Social Studies/History are a waste of time. Period.
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