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Where Your Balls Are Above Your Dick This Could Be Anywhere Including Chest And Head
"Ken Has A South Side Sausage I Saw It"
A place that is magical. A utopia, and no place is perfect. Their main source of income is tobacco. They acquire this bread all the time, an impossible feat. South Virginians first came to the Roanoke colony, that is why no one believes it exists
South Virginia is actually the 51st state
When your girlfriend threatens to fart in your face while your asleep. So, you sleep with one eye open, while doing so, the woman's poop particles enters your eye, giving the man pink eye.
She was so mad, she threatened to give him a South Frontenac Stink Eye.
A South African person who becomes an Australian citizen after failing the Pencil Test...
WTF Kath you became a south african aussie even though you failed the pencil test.....
A school full of a bunch of nicotine, tobacco, weed, etc. addicts. Lots of anime and furry nerds walking around. Lots of nudes going around the school getting the police involved. A really weird teacher that follows a lot of bad accounts and also girls from the school. Your lucky if you have a full class with nobody that smells bad, is weird, or a teachers pet.
Mom I don’t want to go to Wentzville South Middle anymore, I got hissed at by the cat girls and then got barked at by the furries
A school full of ether preppy middle class kids who act rich or redneck kids that talk about hunting, fishing, trucks, quads drinking and partying. No matter who you Are, you'll most likely attend at least one Georgetown party and get drunk and most likely get chased out by cops because some parents called because there's never cops around. there's a lot of kids at south side who don't care. The teachers are vary chill and fun. You ether hate them or there your best friend there's no in between. The schools vary small everyone probably knows everyone's names in every grade above them and to 4 grades below them. 80% of the kids don't even listen to country but wear boots and jeans everyday. If you don't wear boots and jeans or at least look laid back your probably one of the snobby kids that everyone says they like but don't. Rumors get around the school fast. Teachers even know who's having sex with who who got in a fight with who. They most likely know everyone's personal life wheather they know them or not. South side is a family that likes to fight eachother but also defends eachother.
Person 1: we have a game against south side beaver tonight.
Person 2: you mean that redneck school thats talks shit on everyone?
Person 1: yeah dude. It's gonna be a close game or a fights gonna break
Out.
Example 2:
Person 1: did you hear what happend at the crick party other night?
Person 2: yeah! Those freshmen girls are dumb partying with those redneck boys that are 3 years older than them.
A small-ish school in Western Pennsylvania. Has a very good football team but is constantly called racist just for the players being coincidentally all white(atleast this year). Has a bunch of basic white girls that claim to be country just for the "aesthetic". You'll also find guys that enjoy the mudding, riding, fishing, hunting, etc. Every once in a while You'll find a pasty skinny white boy that thinks he's a gangster and sells juul pods, it's pretty embarrassing. The highschoolers are chill but the middle schoolers are nuts. The lunch sucks thanks to Obama's husband. Many of the students are republican but some teachers are incredibly liberal and refuse to let students converse about politics among each other.
"Yo did you hear about the investigation on South side beaver football team?"