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A person who has a front job to hide a second (illegal) job.
I’m going to china town to get a split shift special from Li Jing.
What is a split shift special?
When you get dinner and a piece of ass from the same place.
When a Girl shits, smears it onto her pussy, ejaculates onto it then a guy eats it. Works better when the person has to eat it has no knowledge of it's distribution and while the person is blindfolded.
Jenny gave her husband a mudpie cream special without his knowledge and while he was blindfolded. The guy threw up violently
when you have sex with a bitch who has one eye, is shaped like a circle, and has green hair.
Person 1: Damn he just did a Mike Wazowski Special on Olivia.
Person 2: what a fucking loser she is so ugly.
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Excusing yourself between courses of a meal to defecate, specifically to "create more space" for subsequent courses or pudding.
Where's Peter, his dessert is ready?
He's gone for a David Edwards special to make space!
When you fuck someone in the ass without lube, similar to the way the US government does to americans
They were in so much pain after a night of receiving the white house special
A little man to dom for social power. One collects special little men.
I shall collect the special little man that plays guitar down the hall.
a cheese pizza, no additional toppings, ideally all to yourself
"Hey lemme order for pickup, right lemme get three large pies, one pepperoni, one veggies, one kevin mcallister special"