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probably the world's most hilarious show
funniest character: peter, brian, or stewie
uh...u been w watching family guy? it looks like ur gonna choke to death from laughing.
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Amazingly unattractive gay guys who like to fuck guys and suck their own dick better than any women. They think omen should be in the kitchen but make better sandwich then us.
"This white British guy approached me at the mall and I screamed his name was callum and he looks like a goblin with chlamydia "
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When you ask a guy if you look bad and he lies to make you feel better about your self (or to get out of trouble) even tho you look horrid.
Person: Do i look fat?
Guy:...er...No
Person: really?
Guy: You look totally hott:)
Person: Thanks:)
Later that day.....
Friend: Are you sure he didnt do "The Guy Thing"?
Person: Um...No...JERK!!!
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The legend. He wears a tie to mask his identity, only his true friends know him... Some fear him, but all respect him. He is the man with the power, the man who must wear his tie at all times to persuade and father a following. He is the shit.
Person 1: hey, who's that doode with the tie?
Person 2: oh.. That's tie Guy, watch out for him..
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Someone who frequents mainland China and likes to order pork fried rice
Yo look at that china guy over there
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A guy who doesn't pretend to be your friend just to get in your pants. Doesn't objectify and mistreat the women that he can actually get interested in him thinking once day he'll end up with his hot friend . Gross. Never.
Any guy who calls himself a nice guy. If you have to say it, you aren't one.
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A demographic composed of wonderful, misunderstood people, but only when looking from inside their own heads. In reality, they're a collection of mass shooters and Internet trolls.
You do realize that no one except you thinks you're a nice guy right?
If you have to tell someone you're a nice guy, you're doing something wrong.
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