A phrase used for being discrete about masturbation
She got some nice Titties iβll be right back I'm gonna walk my dog.
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To get out of everything when you are a foreigner
Police: "sir, you were going 100 mph in a 20 mph zone. I need you to take you to custody"
Me: " you know english is my second language, right?"
Police: "oh you are fine then. Have a good day!"
Person 1: "Dude! Why didnt you invite me to the party you threw? I thought I was one of your closer friends!!"
Person 2: "Dude! you know english is my second language, right?"
Person 1: "Oh nevermind then! we are cool!"
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An alternate form of sayin that you (Or someone else) is joking.
Buddy 1 : I got so drunk last night, I took that broads v-card!
Buddy 2 : Your kidding me, you took her down?!
Buddy 1 : No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?
Buddy 2 : Oh you sly dog!
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When Urban Dictionary is doing maintenance.
We're doing maintenance right now. Please come back later. is on Urban Dictionary.
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man drives right off a fucking bridge
Man: Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge HHHhahaha oh look there's one
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the most Minnesotan thing one could ever say.
often accompanied by a thick Minnesota accent
person 1: *blocking door*
person 2 (needing to get to the hotdish): βope lemme just sneak right past ya hereβ
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When you see your boyfriend come back from a 2-year space mission with his mom and a weird space dog and he looks like he's chiseled by the gods.
"Does he look bigger to you guys? He's bigger, right? Keith's bigger?"
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