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When a man ejaculates into a person nostril then the person blows her nose and eats it.
Last night Robbie gave Chris-tina a Cream a la Boog for dinner.
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When someone Ejaculate's in a pot and then leave it for 2-3 days, then shit in it. and put it in the microwave for 2 mins. Then get it out, and rub it all over your partners pussy for some lub. To add flavour or a kick add marmite! :)
Alaskin Fanny Cream, is a exsotic lub.
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Okay a girl takes a shit on a guys dick then gives him a hand job catches the jizz in her mouth u make out with her she spits the sperm into your mouth u lick her pussy and she gets pregnant with a retarded baby
I gave Patricia a cummy cream of the crop it was badass
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Like a cream pie but blowing a nut in her ass.
So she don't get pregent I gave her a Boston Cream pie.
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when a woman or man is giving a man oral, after the man cums she/he keeps it in their mouth. After which she/he goes to another person in the area (usually at a party setting) and kisses them and spits the cum into the other persons mouth.
Linda was giving Josh head, after he came she went over to Tom and ice cream trucked him.
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The cream soda Explosion is when a man is about to have a origasm inside of a woman and scares her by pretending to have a seizure and then has the origasm while screaming " Cream Soda!" and still shaking.
Woman 1: Man joe was crazy last night in bed, he started shaking and did the deed while screaming.
Woman 2: oh my, he must have done a Cream Soda Explosion on you.
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The act of internally ejaculating during anal sex with a female; followed by the male performing a "rimjob" on the female and consuming the fecal and semen mixed substance secreted from the anus which resembles the consistency of a sour cream burrito.
Tim: "Dude, why did you say that Jessica came back to you?"
Bob: "Because nobody else could eat her sour cream burrito like I do."
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