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Random town in Buttfuck Nowhere, Tennessee. If you're any sort of LGBTQ+, you will be called so many slurs by most adults and most children. There's nothing here except for a couple McDonald's and there's a Burger King right outside of town. Stay out of here, please. You'll regret stepping foot in this shitty town.
Man 1: Man I love men.
Man 2: FUCK YOU FA-
Man 3: What? Are you from Church Hill, Tennessee?
The “Oak Hill Strangler” is proper nickname for the “Y” intersection that splits Hwy 290 West and HWY 71 in the southwest Austin metro area. Newer Austinites may refer this fork in the road as “The Y” or just “Oak Hill” but its appropriate name is said Strangler.
“Sorry I’m late guys, the Oak Hill Strangler got me this morning.”
smelly place filled with a bunch of spoiled whores. dykes run around the place looking for other lesbo bitches. these spoiled high class hoes think theyre the shit when in reality, most of them have daddy issues. the boys there arent even men, most of there balls havent even dropped and the max theyre packing is 3 fucking inches. the boys treat the girls like shit and act like theyre batman. its immature. ur in highschool, grow the fuck up. the teachers there are all pedophiles and want to get into there students pants. this includes mr grogaard, mr krauze, and mr porta. these men are all disgusting and stare and manipulate theyre girl students. have you heard what happened last year? a senior girl went to her pedophile teachers house to "babysit" his kids when in reality they were getting in on in his bedroom! she wasnt using him for a better grade, she just couldnt pull any bitches so she went and fucked a 50 year old man instead.
person 1: oh u go to wayne hills hs? *spits on them*
person 2: what!!!?????
person 1: fuck u and fuck ur middle class school
your local drug dealer or local mother fucker.
When a particularly large individual is speaking nonsense and in the middle of the conversation you ask them if you push them down a hill will they roll?
Person 1: I just think we are different people
Person 2, in order to stop this nonsense conversation says: If I pushed you down a hill would you roll? In other words rolling hill syndrome
When a man jizzes on his partner's clothing, hangs it out to dry, later moistens it and then simbas that shit on her face
Hey Bruce I totally hills hoisted my girl yesterday