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When a man fucks a woman/man's mouth while simultaneously shitting on the chest of the fellatio performing participant.
Jimmy's girlfriend was giving him head while Jimmy had a serious case of the runs (too much cheap beer). At one point Jim could not hold it in and in the middle of the mouth-fucking, let his bowels loose all down his girlfriend's chest; giving his partner her first ever Las Vegas Oil Change.
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She squirted her creme de la framboise all over his face.
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ITS THE BEST ANIME EVER I LOVE spanish animes its so cool i hope it can crossover with jojos bizarre adventure OwO
me: yo dude have u seen La Granja De Zenon
buddy: yea the new episode is cool!
When a girl queffs and tells you to still eat her out
Lily: Hi Aaron
Aaron: Hey Lily
Lily: are we going to do it tonight
Aaron: hell yeah
Then it becomes night time
Aaron: Lily let me eat your beautiful pussy
Lily: first let me queffqua
Aaron: hell no I'm not going to eat your pussy after you queff
Lily: please chupa me la queffqua
A young adult who goes streaking through the night after consuming to many alcoholic beverages.
Joey: I turned into a wild la Pryor kid last night!
The tarry black dookie of a newborn baby or an adult after some misadventure.
After a night of Pabst drafts and White Castle burgers, I have a case of the La Brea Tar Shits!
Just say this instead of saying goodbye. Trust me :)
Mang #1: Yo mang, I'll see you later
Mang #2 Yo mang, la hablar de tiempo