C-Button

The "Clear" button on a cell phone. It is used when you dont want to talk to the person calling you.

"This idiot is calling me! Ill unleash the power of the C-Button upon him."

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f r i c c

It's a word making fun of the fact of little kids say frick instead of fuck. Kids are cringe. Also you should fallow me on instagram @incognito_meme

John: WHAT THE f r i c c ???
Jake: HEY! NO SWEARING ON MY CHRISTAN SERVER!

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C-Day

A monumental series of events in middle school that began with the English teacher melting down because Bewart said “It’s not a great day to be a Trojan” which prompted her to start calling out random kids for their shit and venerated below-average students and only days later falling down a flight of stairs and fucking merking both her ankles and was out for the rest of the year. The ‘C’ in ‘C-Day’ comes from the last name of the English teacher.

One guy: “Dude remember C-Day”
Other guy: “Yeah man that shit was wild.”

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Apple + C

When a fine woman is a gold nugget in a stream of tranquil water. In other words, she is golden like the golden brown tender chicken nuggets served at McDonalds.

That girl is an Apple + C!

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C-Lat

a whack-ass biotch who enjoys sipping wine coolers and listening to Michael Bolton

C-lat is so gay?

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Johnny C. Dude

Johnny C. Dude, a chef in the Orient and Johnny B. Goode's distant cousin (a Chuck Berry tune)

Verse 1
Deep down in East Asia close to COVID-19s

Way back up in the hoods, far from New Orleans
There stood a kitchen whose food tasted so good
Where made dishes a chef named Johnny C. Dude
Who never ever learned to read recipes so well
But for dogs he was the devil straight outta hell

Chorus
Go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Johnny Chink Dude

Verse 2
He used to hang around by the railroad tracks
Carrying knives, a saw and his sharp axe

Oh, the engineers would see him sitting on the hills
Observing railsides to harvest railroad kills
Gourmet people passing by would stop and say:
"Oh my, dat chef boi can cook tho' he's so gay"

Chorus
Solo

Verse 3
Mother told 'im: "You'll be kinda Gordon Ramsay man
Whose cronies are shit and you are the fan
Hungry people coming from miles around
To eat your bats, cats or the foxhound
Your commercial will be on the Michelin site"

Saying: "C'mon man, have a big bite!"

Chorus

"Let's go eat at that Johnny C. Dude's Chinese restaurant."
"Hell no! My dog could offend his mind if he found out."

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Pulling a Kayli C.

When you and your father pretend to be hardcore drug dealers just to snitch out everyone.

Person1: Naw she cool as hell

person 2: Nigga u sure she aint just pulling a Kayli C. on ur ass?