Don't Wear No Socks

A term used to insult others presented usually in a sporting event.

To not be cool or worthy enough to call yourself cool or whatever you may claim to be.

That team don't wear no socks theyre gay

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SAGGY BOOB SOCKS

SEVERE SAGGING OF THE BOOBS WHICH MAKES THEM IMITATE A SOCK WITH A POOL BALL IN IT

HEY LOOK MAJ-E MAJ THAT BOY HAS SOME HUGE SAGGY BOOB SOCKS

OR

WOAH!! CHECK OUT THE SAGGY BOOB SOCKS ON THAT SUCKER

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rocks my socks

This is a sweet cheer used in girls softball to annoy the other team's pitcher. It goes to the tune of 'head, shoulders, knees, and toes.'

Most effective when shouted by the whole team, at the top of their lungs, over and over and over, until the pitcher finally walks the batter.

West Fargo Packers:

"Amy Rogers rocks my socks, rocks my socks!
She always hits the ball, she never walks, (she never wa-ha-ha-halks)
I get excited when she's in the box,
Cuz Amy Rogers rocks my socks, rocks my socks!"
(and repeat)

Pitcher: "Shut up, you fucking distracticunts! Let me pitch!"

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Foot without a sock

A foot without a sock is a man who is constantly looking to have sex with someone. In other words, a man-slut. It is called being a foot without a sock becuase the man always needs something to stick himself in.

Dan: Man, it's weird that Steve has had sex with the hottest girl on the planet, and now hes going after

Sharon, and shes like a 4 out of 10!

Bob: Dude, hes just a foot without a sock.

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soiled sock fight

A game in which two or more participants take it in turns to deficate in their socks and then wait for the other player to fall asleep. Once one player has fallen asleep the other atempts to get as much of the 'shit sock'to to the asleep player's mouth.

player 1 'eat my shit'
player 2 in a slightly muffled voice 'i love our little games'

lets play soiled sock fight again

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The Sock Affair

Someone who is very odd in my class who I will call P made out with a sock, but then the sock made out with another sock, and then she saw and cried, thus, the sock affair.

People who make out with socks are very scary

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checking emails into a sock

masturbating to internet pornography

sorry i didnt respond to your phonecall, i was checking emails into a sock

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