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wontwat soup

When a human if Chinese decent uses chop sticks to grasp the cliterous as he licks her bean furiously, while occasionally sucking, biting, and even in some cases snorting it.

My wife made me a delicious wontwat soup last night.

by FingerLickenGoodness October 23, 2014


Soup and Salad

One person is taking a shit, someone else comes in (really hungover) needing to vomit. The shitter spreads his or her legs and the vomiter hits the hole.

I just wanted to take a shit, but when Leah came in we had to soup and salad

by Robert Worden February 11, 2018


West Texas soup kitchen

When your on a road trip with the guys and the car breaks down in 100degree heat and you and the guys decide to have group anal sex while you wait for AAA

O man the smell! Smells like a west Texas soup kitchen in here!

by Heifer cowboy July 17, 2022


Cum-A-Soup

Where one is expected to get their O in 3 or less minutes

I’m not a Cum-A-Soup!”

by em-1345 April 14, 2023


Skibidi Soup

When you take a large log in a toilet and stir it up in the toilet water till its nice and smooth.

"Hah! just got that loser so hard"
"How so?"
"I made some skibidi soup and gave him a swirly in it"

by F1shsalad July 23, 2024


Farsi soup

Used to describe something that is a hot mess, but that more conventional terminology cannot aptly describe.

“So I was at the bar last night drinking martinis and smoking cigarettes. I walked out the door, got into a Ford with no headrests and woke up with chicken wing bones on the floor next to me on the couch. It was a Farsi Soup kind of night.”

by Jarvis Tallmidge April 6, 2024


Ocean Soup

Literally just the ocean. The ocean is technically a soup. While soup is typically boiled, it is not a requirement to fit the definition of soup. The ocean is salted water with fish and veggies. Big fish soup.

"Is the ocean a soup?"
"Yes. Ocean soup."

by ZeRoyalChat February 7, 2023