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When you take a shit in the toilet that is so massive the majority of it is out of the water.
This could happen too if you were in a porta potty and it is so full your shit never touches the water.
Hey I just took a shit that was so big it was a Dry Land Turd
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"Win the third period" with a French accent. A phrase spoken by Vancouver Canucks winger Alex Burrows, who was doing color commentary while rehabbing his shoulder.
“All we ‘ave to do is win da turd.”
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An unelected pen pusher who works for district government who derives pleasure from tickling random floaters left in public toilets. They will normally perform this ritual after screwing a smaller branch of local government out of assets.
Jen: Hey Wallace
Wallace: Hey Jen, hows it going?
Jen: It's going great. I've just stripped another asset from a town council, so I'm of down the public loos to perform a Torridge turd tickler to celebrate.
Wallace: Sounds good. Hope someones left a nice curler for you
Term used to describe the last turd in a pooping session. More specifically, the turd that you didn't know was coming until you stand up and begin to fasten your pants, much like the slowest cow in a moving herd.
Joe: Dude, are you done in the bathroom? We're gonna be late!
Tom: Yeah, I'm comin'! I thought I was done, but I had a behind-the-herd turd.
Bob: Hey you alright in there?
Joe: Yeah its just a plano turd nothing special.
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When you take a shit that is so large that a portion of it stays out of the water and stays "dry".
"holy cow I took a dump so big it was a dry land turd"
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to have a full complete sensation of shitting only to reveal you haven't
did you go for a crap?
yes but it was a turd from atlantis
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