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are you my uncle

what you say to someone that is being to close to you. like, if they're getting way to close and wants to see your baby pictures and take pictures of you on a horse.

guy1: show me those pictures of you in the bath tub with your cousins!
guy2:ARE YOU MY UNCLE???

by fizzle quantrizzle January 28, 2015


Uncle Frank

Uncle Frank(full name(false) Frank Lee Redmon Jones, also known as Mr. Jones) is an entity which takes the form of a very old man who lures children to his cabin in the middle of the woods with promises of candy, then proceeds to feed on their life energy through forced sexual acts. He can often be seen hiding in the closets and under the beds of small children or driving either a white van or an old pick-up truck. This creature may also take the form of Mr. Jones, a middle aged man who kidnaps children in his white van to feed on their life energy through forced sexual acts in the woods, then dismembers them. This creature is number one on the FBI's List of Most Wanted Pedophiles. This creature can be killed, however it can be hard to tell if it is actually deceased because the creature has the ability to appear to be dead for long periods of time. It survives off of the life energy of human beings, particularly children, however if prepared can go into a period of hibernation and not feed for long durations of time.

I love my Uncle Frank very much.

by Terminated Wumbo July 12, 2020


great-great-cousin-uncle

Great-grandparent's male first cousin.

My great-great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019


Gran-Uncle

that country nigga that has a nephew thats older than him that have produce offspring, related to old man baby

i pulled up to my great-grandma house to find my Gran-uncle bumping some Theodis Ealey - Stand Up In It, this country ass nigga

by OG (original gran-uncle)850 July 14, 2022


Uncle Rame

Known for his famous quotes "It's jean creaming time young Schublig". Uncle Rame is the "King Cobra" of everything whether it be baskteball or table-tennis. He is also famous for his 10 inch Schublig and is surely a MOUTHFUL for everybody

"Come on reach young schublig" Said Uncle Rame

by Schublig's Anonymous September 6, 2014


Uncle Peter portion

A portion of food that would feed one uncle Peter but about 50 other humans

The lasagne was an uncle Peter portion

by Ass cracker 56 January 3, 2024


sesqui-cousin-uncle

Son of their grandparent’s half-sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.

My sesqui-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019