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This is a girl called Izzie who got violated by a welsh boy called james. If you get called this then ur life is over...good luck
JAMES ----'Oh my god she is such a MENTALLY ATTACHED VIRGIN'
IZZIE----*DIES*
A facebook status that has ZERO likes or comments
An post on your wall to an apartment warming party from your needy friend. *no likes or comments*, thus your Virgin Status
Holly is a nice virgin mother, a natural christian at their finessed. She is a meme expert, one might say she is a meme herself. Holly usually has naturally blonde hair with blue or green eyes but occasionally dyes her hair. Holly has multiple friends, some may go by the names of ' Jae ' or ' Ay '. You do not want to mess with a Holly, as she is capable of being a petty one. Hollys are often found as 13 year olds or younger. She loves to hang her friends, and has multiple lovers that could go by the name of ' Lam ' or ' John Cena. I would know all of this because I myself am a Holly. We love animals, and are complete daddis.
person: I wish I were a Holly virgin!
Holly: I would if I were you. Hollys are such succulent daddy!
Falling vagina first while skimboarding.
Girl 1: You okay?
Girl 2: No!
Girl 1: What happened?
Girl 2: I fell flat on my cunt!
Girl 1: OHHH!! Virgin belly flop!!! OUCH!!
A person who has engaged in sexual, but throughout time has chosen to be sexual only with themselves; whether do or lack of satisfaction, frequency, or guilt from a 3rd party.
How long has it been since you have sex, been so long technically I'm a reborn again virgin. Lol that's wack buddy.
Those dumb witted, slimy mother fuckers who like to put their crushes stupid name as a definition on Urban Dictionary and saying something "nice" and "thoughtful" such as, "Stacy is the best human being on this world, and is SO gorgeous and is the nicest, funniest girl you'll ever meet."
fucking heathens.
Dave: Yesterday I was on Urban Dictionary voting on some nice, actually unique definitions until I came across Dan's STUPID and WASTE OF SPACE definition about his crush.
Daniel: Doesn't he know that isn't unique in any sense? What a fucking Basic Virgin.