Someone who participated in intercourse but never orgasmed at any point in their life.
"Hey dude, I heard you lost your virginity to that babe across the street!"
"Sorry dude, I'm only Schrodinger's virgin. Her grandma walked in on us."
Someone who has not vaped before
I lost my vape virginity at that party!!!
The act of being so desperate to loose your virginity you consider to hire hookers, prostitutes, and/or crack whores.
Little Timmy has been going through Virgin Grief recently.
One who went thru all of Covid-19 with out sex
I started covid single so I was forced to become a Pandemic Virgin
This is the type of athlete who swears that he runs 10 km in 2 minutes thanks to creatine and then he scares the hoes away because of his somali genes and floppy cock. His family is also disappointed in him and his aunt is a slut. His cardiovascular abilities come in handy on every wednesday when he robs a ship full of oil and fish cum near the somali coast. He also puts nicotine pouches in his ass.
Ice cream man: "what the fuck is up with the cum in the sink"
condom head: "ay man don't talk shit about my nigga"
somali: "oooga booga maga ooobos creatine virgin athlete i rob ship flopy coc haahaahahha ooh ooh aaaaaaa"
adolf hitler: "nigga shut yo dumb ass up im bouta fuck on yo aunt that stupid ahh slut"
somali: "heil hitler!"
A virgin is a person who has never engaged in intercourse with another person. You are a virgin
Guy 1: Tonight's the night I might actually lose my virginity
Guy 2: Ha you stupid virgin
People who don't have the fella follow
Person 1: what zero pussy does to a mf
Person 2: wtf I have the fella follow virgin
Person 1: Nooooooooo