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Schrodinger's Virgin

Someone who participated in intercourse but never orgasmed at any point in their life.

"Hey dude, I heard you lost your virginity to that babe across the street!"
"Sorry dude, I'm only Schrodinger's virgin. Her grandma walked in on us."

by MajesticSammie November 11, 2021


Vape virgin

Someone who has not vaped before

I lost my vape virginity at that party!!!

by Notta Virgin September 09, 2019


Virgin Grief

The act of being so desperate to loose your virginity you consider to hire hookers, prostitutes, and/or crack whores.

Little Timmy has been going through Virgin Grief recently.

by BigOl’Cunt420 March 15, 2025


Pandemic Virgin

One who went thru all of Covid-19 with out sex

I started covid single so I was forced to become a Pandemic Virgin

by Defecter May 12, 2021


creatine virgin athlete

This is the type of athlete who swears that he runs 10 km in 2 minutes thanks to creatine and then he scares the hoes away because of his somali genes and floppy cock. His family is also disappointed in him and his aunt is a slut. His cardiovascular abilities come in handy on every wednesday when he robs a ship full of oil and fish cum near the somali coast. He also puts nicotine pouches in his ass.

Ice cream man: "what the fuck is up with the cum in the sink"
condom head: "ay man don't talk shit about my nigga"
somali: "oooga booga maga ooobos creatine virgin athlete i rob ship flopy coc haahaahahha ooh ooh aaaaaaa"
adolf hitler: "nigga shut yo dumb ass up im bouta fuck on yo aunt that stupid ahh slut"
somali: "heil hitler!"

by fukcer192 March 06, 2024


Virgin

A virgin is a person who has never engaged in intercourse with another person. You are a virgin

Guy 1: Tonight's the night I might actually lose my virginity
Guy 2: Ha you stupid virgin

by Bigblackballs6942 March 22, 2021


Virgin

People who don't have the fella follow

Person 1: what zero pussy does to a mf
Person 2: wtf I have the fella follow virgin
Person 1: Nooooooooo

by Dioxide62 March 27, 2021