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Only the freshest of grasses with highly enjoyable fumes when smoked with that pixel based roll of paper
"Sir how many thousands for that Minecraft Weed roll" , {50k my good man} "oh gee only 50k$ for 5g thats very cheap"
look at the price
A pound of weed is a 1000 g's where it goes normally for 10 dollars a g. A pound of weed would get you a major discount and depending on the seller could range anywhere from $2,000 to $5,000 although, if you buy it separately 1g at a time will reach $10,000.
I BOUGHT A POUND OF WEED WHERE IT AT PABLO!
Weed leper’s lung is a person who kisses frogs to get high and knowingly fails.
That weed leper’s lung keeps kissing my frogs!
To surreptitiously plant marijuana seedlings in among da "legitimate" crops dat someone is growing in their back yard, and dat they have entrusted you to tend by pulling up any foreign/wild greenery dat would sap nutrients and overgrow da soil.
Elderly housewives should be wary of younger folks who come around eagerly offering to "weed the garden"... rather than merely wanting to help out, they may actually be wishing to disguise their pot-growing endeavors by cultivating said illegals in seemingly "innocent" cultivation-plots where da DEA would presumably never look --- to these delinquents' conniving minds, who's gonna suspect a sweet little old lady who's just out tending her flowers???
Weed that makes you 'blind' (close your eyes for a while) that is refereced to Stevie Wonder, a blind musician.
"I'm so Stevie Wondered right now"
"I picked up a 3.5 in Salford yesterday, I think it's Stevie Wonder Weed."
When giving a hand job, some pubes are snagged as a part of the process and get pulled on the up stroke.
Things were going great until her ring snagged...I gotta keep the garden in better order to stop the weed pulling.
A nickname for that one person in your friend group who you suspect to be a homosexual.
Named after Peter griffin’s boss at the happy-go-lucky toy factory who was heavily implied-but never explicitly stated- to be gay
Friend 1: can you guys make a nickname for me that’s not a gay joke
Friend 2: sure, how about Mr. weed
Friends 1 & 3: *laughter*
Friend 2’s internal monologue: he has no idea