French National Anthem

See La Marseillaise

See example of La Marseillaise for the official French lyrics and English lyrics of the French anthem, La Marseillaise

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national vagina day

On April 19th you have to get pussy. It has to be consensual and cannot be illegal.

Boy one: hey it’s national vagina day can I fuck the living shit outta you

Girl one: sure just as long as it’s consensual and not weird

Boy one: AWESOME

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National Fingering Day

National ginger day will be on October 3

Johnny: Can I finger you??

Annie: Um.. I have a boyfriend sorry

Johnny: but it’s national fingering day * starts to cry*

Annie: Oh ok sure*Smiles*

Johnny: yay!!

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national farah day

All farahs are appreciated

A day all farahs are appreciated on National Farah Day

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National handjob day

HAND JOB
Hand job means to jerk off your dick or penis

Boys get ready because on Friday April 13th 2018 it is national handjob day. On this day any girl can come up to you sit you down and give you a handjob. Or boys can ask and girls have to say yes. Girls get your game up because the boys are coming hard #sloppytoppy #longdickstyle

Come give daddy a handjob girl
Come beat my meat and call me daddy it’s national handjob day

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national kiss a cheerleader

national kiss a cheerleader day is on october 25th. October 25th is a day to shoot your shot with a cheerleader. period poo

Omg it’s national kiss a cheerleader, i can finally kiss my crush!!

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National tall day

September 2nd Everyone that is over 5’5 will receive $5 from people shorter that’s 5’5

National tall day people over 5’5 will receive $5 from people under 5’5

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