The worst type of driver known to mankind
That guy was driving like a real Jordan Spivey
One funny ass kid. Is sometimes referred to as Kevin Hart the comedian, although some might believe that Jordan is funnier than infamous comedian. Plays Roblox and Minecraft for a living. Tells many funny jokes on the daily. When one tells an unfunny joke, just call them a Jordan Popovski.
"aryan you're such a stupid indian shit"
You're such a jordan popovski๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
A very short male, known for how young he looks compared to other people his age. Upon sight of someone who looks younger than they are, simply use the phrase "Gia Huy Jordan Nguyen" and everybody will know what you are talking about.
Friend#1: Yo, that dude is 34? He looks like he's still in High School!
Friend#2: That's not even possible.
Friend#1: Must I remind you of Gia Huy Jordan Nguyen?
Friend#2: Oh, yes. The impossible is truly possible because of him.
jordan guidotti is a type of person you want to get backshots from and want his penis in your mouth because it will give a mouthful of sperm he is so sexy usually brown curly hair and medium height he has the biggest penis you'll ever see
"have you had sex with jordan guidotti yet his penis is so big i want more of it"
a guy that has a massive penis and will give the best backshots
have you went to jordan guidotti house yet i cant walk for 2 weeks now
"Do you think Jordan Weatherbee is gay?"
"No, I think he just likes dick in his ass."