beetlejuice character, the husband of barbara maitland, he dies in 3 different ways
1:Car crash
2: falling into his basement hitting his head
3: electrocution by a faulty wire
why the hell do are you an adam maitland simp
Guy X: Have you seen that new Adam Sandler movie, it's great
Guy Z: Isn't that white eddie murphy
One of the most amazing actors of this generation. He’s been in such award winning movies such as grown ups, pixels, waterboy and umm idk grown ups 2? People hate on this guy for no reason at all, while they hate on Adam, siting on there couch eating a bunch of chips in the side, Adam Sandler is stealing bitches left and right and also banged you’re mom. Some people say Punch-Drunk Love is a amazing film because of Adam Sandler but I saw no fart jokes so it’s not a good movie
RussianPig (guy who also talked about Adam Sandler) : what’s that one movie with Adam Sandler farting on a guy in the face
Me: oh that the movie “Click”
RussianPig: oh ok
In reference to what's left from an old man's adam's apple. It is no longer a hard lump in the throat but a mush.
"Old man I'll karate chop in your adam's apple sauce!"
A boy that lost his virginity at 15, to a 16 year old girl called Megan Hughes. He got hella lucky cause she had a massive badonkadonk, and a fairly decent rack, they had wild sex all night long
Guy 1 - hey dude I finally lost my virginity last night!!
Guy 2 - eh wtf you’re only 15, your such an Adam Jackson
This boy has a huge dick and he is ripped, all the girls want him and he is married to a woman with perfect boobs and a hott butt.
Neil Adams a man who has all
The girls after him and is married to a perfect woman
He is the most epic person to roam the earth. He is cool and epic.
“I met Danger Adam today!”
“OMG NO WAY HE IS SO COOL AND EPIC!!!!!”